The case log

OtherTime Waster

Booked multiple free consultations, took meticulous notes throughout each one, thanked us warmly every time — then went off and did the entire job herself using our advice as the instruction manual. Consultation fee: nothing. Irony: priceless.

SwanseaAnonymous
OtherNon-Payment / Payment Dispute

Commissioned a bespoke piece, approved the final design in writing with genuine enthusiasm, took delivery, admired it presumably, and then simply never paid the agreed balance — through weeks of polite, increasingly hopeful follow-up.

BathAnonymous
OtherDishonest / Misrepresented Facts

Claimed the custom item arrived faulty and demanded a full refund while quietly holding onto it, and submitted "evidence" photos that were, on close inspection, of an entirely different product. Bold strategy. Didn't work.

OxfordAnonymous
OtherAggressive or Abusive Behaviour

Left a hostile public review after being told, politely, that a particular custom request simply wasn't realistic. When the review was answered calmly and professionally, the response was a string of increasingly aggressive messages — proving, if nothing else, that "the customer is always right" has its limits.

CambridgeAnonymous